Cat Hospital
Long Island, NY

This is where black cats and unwanted furniture live and die. Dead cats dry up, but furniture live forever.Here, other things live on as well. NYNEX survives and Bell Atlantic and Verizon are nowhere to be seen. The laundry is clean, but we found at least one crazed lunatic still locked up and another one prowling around. Be on the lookout for these two. They are amed and dangerous. As long as they stay withing the hospital, we are all safe. There's not telling what they'd do if they got out. Both were dressed in suit jackets.